Tuesday, 5 February 2013

My awsomeness

Hello folks this is Brett Keane,

A lot of people ask me, "hey Brett, why are you so awesome sauce? Why do we love you so much Brett? Please let me suck your cock Brett." I appreciate all the awesome sauce for sure. Well let me tell you, I am a sexy motherfucker. Yes, I know, some people in society would call me "a repulsive, gelatinous blob with hideous facial hair, hair plugs and a fat neck." But I don't care what society thinks.

As for why do people love me, it's because I'm awesome sauce. And if you want to suck my 1 inch cock, it'll be 500 dollars. Or a new camera. Or an xbox for me... I mean my son. Or you can but my new book, eternal undying love 4: death to the trolls! They'll be only in a super special edition, printed  on paper made from the hair of my taint. That'll also be 500 dollars.

So weather you're an atheist or a Christian, I think you're a peice of shit. But please give me money, they might kick me off welfare cause they started reading my Facebook page and realized I'm a degenerate.

Brett Keane.

Thursday, 31 January 2013

Hello Folks This is Brett Keane

And I'd just like to say that I've thrown my hat in with the Nazi Party. Since I am a "truth seeker," and no one else is, I decided to look at the ideology of the most unpopular group I could think of, the Nazis. Ya see folks, the Nazi's weren't so bad, they were just misunderstood. And since atheists and christians both hate the truth, they cannot possibly see the value of the Nazi ideology. 

The Nazis brought order to germany. And they also liked to throw those who didn't agree with them in labour camps and make them useful, kinda like I like to file false DMCA's on all my detractors. That's an ideology I can go for! And you know what else folks, the myth of the holocaust was that it was JEWS! In fact all the camps were for degenerates and drug addicts, like Pat Condell, who betrayed me, and Inmendham and Coughfag and TheStupidDumbAtheist. You see with I did there with the last two names? I'm so creative.

In closing folks, I'd like to re iterate how I'm the only truth seeker in the world and everyone else is a liar.

Good day!